Bumpit

1. /noun/ bumpit

A self-gripping, hair volumizing insert worn by females who not only act like airheads but want to create the impression of pockets of air located on the top of their heads too.

2. /verb/ bumpit, bumpitting, bumpitted

An act of suicide that is committed when a person is feeling so low in the pits that they gladly proceed to suffocate themselves between the sweaty asscheeks of somebody morbidly obese.

1. Starlene Amber Bambi - "Mah hunney bunch iz takin me out to a reel fancee dinner at Walmart tonite so I had better wear me sum bumpits to dress up reel nice and purteh like!"

2. Godfrey was feeling so horridly depressed and like the whole world was ending after he dropped his spare iPad on the marble tiles that he even contemplated finding the nearest McDonalds to help bumpit himself.

by doubledot August 23, 2011

Bumsicle

Like a popsicle, but with a bum on top rather than an ice lolly...

-"This bumsicle sure is good!"
or
-"Oh no! I got fluff on my bumsicle"
or
-"This popsicle tastes like bum..."

by bumlover June 17, 2008

A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich

When you jerk off onto 2 pieces of toast, then stick it to each side of some ones head, so that there head is inbetween the man juice and 2 pieces of toast!

"AWW man i just gave Jimmy A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich"

by JimmysGay February 4, 2010

bumsteer

A little steer given from behind to manipulate or confuse, A prank.

I was told to come to this adress for the party but no one's home, what a bumsteer.

by Mike January 10, 2005

Bumpity Boo

A druid that enjoys horsedicks

Stop being such a Bumpity Boo for fucks sakes

by JT Real! March 14, 2009

Bussit

A nickname you call a nigga when he has good dick

Yea he my bussit cause when we fuck he make me bust

by Stupidmuthafuckaa October 9, 2018

bussit

A person that busses the table against his/her will.

You are a dumb bussit!

by Tran Huyen December 1, 2007