bullshitamer

Someone who makes a career out if bullshitting people

Koyote is a bullshitamer

by Twisted Crafter June 21, 2022

Bowl Bullshitter

Somebody who is very skillful at the art of stalling the rotation.

Fuckin jake needs to quit bein a bowl bullshitter and pass that pipe.

by bigbongdonglongschlong October 19, 2009

bullshitness

Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.

poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.

Me: What does it do?

poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.

Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.

poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.

Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

world class bullshitters

The epitome of pop culture.

Ever heard of world class bullshitters?
Yeah, they are the epitome of pop culture.

by Jalapeno1989 October 8, 2018

Bullshitimate

Something that is legitimately bullshit or believable bullshit.

Person 1: "I heard Bob the retard was getting it on with that preppy girl."

Person 2: "That's bullshitimate"

by The Brute Cheftain May 24, 2010

Bullshittery

The act of bullshitting someone.

dude what is this bullshittery.

by savisalwaysright December 26, 2018

bullshitake mushrooms

a word used by asian stoners when discussing pyschotic teddy bears on fire riding a mutated unicorn with two horns.

Asian 1: dude did u see that teddy bear!
Asian 2: which ones??? the bullshitake mushrooms one??
asian 1: YEA it was riding a two horned unicorn

by thefinkles2014 January 16, 2011