"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.
I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!
by QuacksO August 08, 2018
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bulking

(at a wedding)
“do you take ____ to be your husband?”
yes we are going to be bulking tonight
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bulking

eating until you feel like you have to throw up because you used to be skinny and or need more calories to grow
bro I can't put muscle mass on, i need to start bulking
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hussein bulk

dirty bulk to the extreme… invented by a fat ass “lifter” in Orland Park
this fat ass nigga’s really doing the hussein bulk…

i heard the inventor of the “hussein bulk” smells like shit
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Bulk Headys

The name given to a female you gives a lot of head
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thinking in bulk

When you think of one thing, but then think over things that revolve around the other thing.
"I wouldn't mind,myself. But if I had kids...hhhhhhhhhh I gotta stop thinking in bulk.
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Gildea bulk

Eating an insane amount of food while simulateously going to the gym in an effort to make super gainz
Michael: Fuck me James that's your 3rd dinner today
James: I know, I'm on a Gildea bulk
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