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Columbian Bulldozer

In sex, ramming someone so hard that their tailbone breaks
John: Yo I fucked Lucy so hard. I gave her a Columbian Bulldozer
Andrew: Damn, is she in the hospital?
by Captain Fluffy December 15, 2016
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A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.

Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.

This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?
by DJsaladman June 22, 2018
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Heavenly Bulldog

Stretching your foreskin into your moth and chewing it until it resembles a bulldog.
Bro my dick still hurts from that Heavenly bulldog last night!
by Shartfucker December 18, 2019
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go the bulldogs

Go the bulldogs is a term that young people have been using out of nowhere for no reason at all. Its a saying that has gone viral all over Australian highschools.
billy: "oi jayden give us a go the bulldogs!"

jayden: "nah mate not today"

billy: "come on mate"

jayden: "GO THE BULLDOGS"
by milfs and dilfs October 7, 2021
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Rusty-crusty bulldozer

This only happens once a year, usually on the fourth of July. A man and a woman join in sexual relations, and the man dips his man meat in caramel and he puts it in the freezer and waits for the caramel to harden. Then the woman lays on the floor and the man gets running start, then at full speed he rams the woman in her shitnozzle. He will then proceed to push the woman around on her face, thus the name "Rusty-crusty bulldozer".
My girlfriend is all pissy now cuz she got rugburn when i gave her the Rusty-crusty bulldozer.
by Jawsh2882 August 22, 2010
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Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.
Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!
by vinylmatt August 28, 2005
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man, woman, bulldog

A game that typically occurs in British, all male boarding schools. Standardly, a younger pupil is volunteered (coerced) to perform man, woman, bulldog, which involves a wardrobe or other doored cavity. As the coercee enters the wardrobe, the The rest of the boys gather round said door, chanting "Man, Man, Man..., Man!", as the bulldogee undresses in the cavity/wardrobe. The young lad then emerges proudly from the wardrobe in the 'man' pose - as naked as the day he was born. (As with docking some schools hold that erections are "very much frowned upon" at this stage. It is possible that the erection issue is used to weed out - or perhaps positively identify potentially homosexual boys.)

The lad then returns to the room/wardrobe, tucking his man-parts betwixt his legs (coming close to the gooch area) and the other boys chant, "Woman! Woman! Woman!...Woman!" The lad then emerges in the 'Woman' form, achieved via the mangina pose, where the penis is tucked between the legs, near the buttocks.

The lad returns whence he came once more and the other boys chant, "Bulldog! Bulldog! Bulldog!...Bulldog!" Finally, as tensions mount to the point where some boys are covering nascent erections with available soft funishings, the lad emerges once more, still in the mangina position, but this time, in reverse! And, from such an aspect, the lad looks just like the back-end of a bulldog, his ball-bag dangling provocatively from beneath his bum-crack.

"BULLDOG!" shouts everyone in a joyous climax.
Eddie perfomred a marvellous man, woman, bulldog - his man wasn't too impressive, but he was adept at the woman and, given the size of his ball-sac, his bulldog was second to none.

BULLDOG!
by pw_ninja September 5, 2009
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