Bracejob

A blowjob from someone who is wearing braces. Can be an ultra hot fetish fueling situation, or an extremely awkward and painful one.

Jock 1: "Oh man you know that new little cheerleader who has braces? She sucked my dick last night"

Jock 2: "Whoa ho ho! Somebody got a Bracejob!"

Jock 1: "Yea that shit was so cash"

by errnburn April 14, 2011

braces

black and decker pecker wreckers...

She cant give him head... shes got braces.

by Emily November 17, 2003

braces

Torture devices that are suppose to straighten your teeth (or not). You'll be expecting frequent visits to a person you can/may never trust AKA the Orthodontist and they try to be nice by letting you change colors, 2 or more years of living hell, sacrificing eating some of your favorite foods, excessive pain, and your inner cheeks and lips being cut up by these. Consider yourself lucky if you don't have tooth/biting problems, but for those who do, beware and hope you don't get braces.

Guy 1: Hey I got braces and they hurt like hell.
Guy 2: Damn that really sucks. I heard you can't eat Doritos and popcorn with these or the wires bend and they make you wear 'em for 2 or more years.
Guy 1: Yeah. I might have to wear these longer if they do get bent. :(

by RSanYon March 4, 2010

Braces Job

Getting a blow job from a person with braces. The braces add thrilling suspense to the overall pleasure as you hope that your penis will not get cut or snagged by the metal dental work.

That braces job she just gave me was really intense, I'm so glad it's over.

by SolarMoth December 13, 2010

Bryce

The most amazingly sexy guy in the world who fingers like a god,fucks like a porn star, talks erotically , has gorgeous hair,sexy brown eyes,gives amazing hugs, and when he kisses you it leaves you wanting more,has the most amazing dick and gives amazing hickies!

"Bryce fingered me like a god!"

by Deathbymuffin17 May 30, 2011

braces

Devices of hell used by orthodontists claiming they will make you look "beautiful"

Friend 1:Hey I'm getting braces!
Friend 2:Oh Lord Help Us!
Friend 1: Wha...

by ninjaskwarrior December 25, 2005

bryce

a crazy guy.he can be hyper at times and basically has an instruction manual.he has to stay away from coffe and energy drinks, he will bounce off the walls and blow up your phone.aside from being freakishly hyper, hes one of those really cool guys.a girls best friend basically.and he treats his best friends amazingly.

Omg, have you seen what bryce got me for christmas?!

CALM THE BRYCE DOWN!!

by DHIGGS December 14, 2010