bruce

he’s that middle aged white dude who has two little girls. he always wears collared shirts and loves to go golfing. he’s religious and does bbqs after every church meeting. he probably has a young wife named Debra. he works at Intel and makes a decent amount of money.

that’s a bruce for you.

by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020

Brucing

The act of a man wearing female attire, in other words cross-dressing. Can be used when your friends are holding their girlfriends purse, sweater, or other embarrassing objects.

Damn, Mike was Brucing it the other day holding that girls purse like that...

by Hellriding April 25, 2015

bruced

The act of taking a shit and wiping your ass with some ones shirt.

Dude i just bruced him his shirts covered.

by Shaggy Xx May 4, 2010

bruce

A name we all use in North London as aposed to MATEY or BUDDY.

Easy there BRUCE whats going on?

by clusta May 1, 2007

BRUCE

THE KIND OF GUY WHO AS A CHILD EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS RETARDED......UNTIL THEY FOUND OUT HE IS LEFT HANDED!

LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE OUTFIELD HE CANT THROW FOR SHIT...MUST BE A BRUCE!

by BradY1953 December 18, 2018

bruce

A gentle "titty-twister." There is actually no twist involved. It is just a simple "tweak" of the nipple to make it erect. Derived from Bruce Lee, who always had his shirt off and had hard nipples.

I love to randomly bruce the kids in the hallway and watch them grab their chests in shock.

by YouThinkYouKnowMe May 30, 2006

brucing

When people lie on facebook, twitter or any social network.

falsifying your job, income or things you have done. Post pics of people they've had sex with, but haven't.

Dude is always brucing, he doesn't get any chics.

A person's facebook status says they are at a club, but they are really in the house means they are brucing.

by reece215 July 5, 2011