brokeback to the future

An adjective used to describe closet homosexuality.

When one has yet to "come out," he or she is not yet officially gay. Thus, he/she is brokeback to the future. In the future (when he/she comes out of the closet), he/she will be fully and openly gay.

Inspired by the internet parody trailer "Brokeback to the Future."

Dude 1: Damn man, last night Jack was crying and shit during Little Mermaid.
Dude 2: Yeah man. He's fuckin' brokeback to the future.
Dude 3: Why the hell were you guys watching Little Mermaid together last night? I think all of you are brokeback to the future.

by arrtee121 July 16, 2008

Brokeback Moment

(-noun) When two non-gay men have a homosexual moment.

Guy 1: Bro, WTF just happened?

Guy 2: Little "Brokeback Moment", lets not talk about it.

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

Brokeback threeway

When two men with an underlying but never mentioned homosexual attraction to each other seek threesomes with a girl to justify intimate contact.

Man 1: I hear those two brought a bird back and pounded her together
Man 2: yeah if they do that one more time then it is a Brokeback threeway

by bigcowboy1989 May 11, 2014

Brokeback Ballard

When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.

I've got a date tonight. He's gonna be a total Brokeback Ballard.

by Your Poltergeist July 25, 2023

brokeback fountain

n. a gay guy's penis. My mother thought up this word.

Tom Cruise's pants are so tight that I can see his Brokeback Fountain.

by Nora Joanna April 4, 2006

Brokeback Mountin'

The act of one man sexually penetrating another man's ass with his penis. Derived from the film "Brokeback Mountain."

Gee Julian, I sure had a good time with Bruce last night, he was brokeback mountin' me all night long. Pass the herpes cream.

by Notgettingmuchatm March 14, 2006

brokeback friend

A straight male friend who will get together with you a few times a year for some man-on-man sex. Brokeback friends are often married with children.

I need you to leave the house tonight. Scott and I have a brokeback friend coming into town.

by ProudWolf April 28, 2007