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give your homie a brojob

July 5th is national Give Your Bro a BroJob day. Find you best homie and go wild on his cock
Bro 1:Hey bro it’s national Give Your Homie a BroJob day do you want one?

Bro 2: Sure bro but don’t laugh because it’s tiny

Bro 1: Don’t worry bro I got you
Bro 2: hell yeah I love blowjobs

indirect brojob 

Helping a bro get a blowjob - no matter the cost...
I gave Halvord an indirect brojob last night, even though it was a lot to bite over.
indirect brojob by LAstory January 24, 2017

National Brojob Day 

April 24. The day all bros are allowed to give brojobs without it being homo.
Chad: Dude give me a bro job
Josh: Nah thats homo
Chad: It's National Brojob Day
A non-homosexual gesture performed on a person of the same sex that is a friend as a favor.
A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!
Bro Job by MyNameIsntHenry February 21, 2013
When one bro gives fellatio to another. Just bros being bros, hanging out, being dudes.
Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"
Bro-job by gangry October 13, 2015
A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".
"DUde you looking pretty swole"

"Uh why you looking"

"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."

"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"

"Fuck yea dawg."
Bro Job by BRahhhhhD July 25, 2018