Bromeostasis

Using the body heat of a bro to regulate one's temperature.

I just can't stay warm by myself in winter, so I have to use bromeostasis.

by SwagCitySuperstar March 6, 2015

broconto

A deeply dependent individual, thats only object and definable traits revolve around the gym. This person is incapable of a genuine relationship due to it's self destructive behavior. Incapable of holding a group mindset and refuses to participate in activities that please anybody other than itself. **SOCIALLY INEPT**

Friends: hey let's go shopping and see some sights.
Broconto: hey guys I know we ate 30 minutes ago... I'm getting pretty hungry and I need to up my macros.
Friends : Broconto can we please just do what we agreed upon earlier!?
Broconto:*ROID RAGE* BRO IM FUCKING STARVING!! WE NEVER DO WHAT I WANT!
Friends to each other : fuck it man he's walking off anyway let him go... Why did we invite him again??

by Senor_cheese November 27, 2022

lawn broccoli

Tree debris in your yard after a hurricane.

I need to rake my yard because Hurricane Irma left lawn broccoli everywhere.

by Karmalz September 13, 2017

Ghost Broccoli

1-another name for cauliflower.

2- non-eaten broccoli coming back for revenge.

It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Listen man, I know what I saw and it wasn't cauliflower.

by Tbone 910 May 7, 2020

Choppin' Broccoli

"Choppin' Broccoli" or "The Lady I Know" is a song written by Dana Carvey as songwriter Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live. The skit goes that songwriter Derek Stevens doesn't have a demo tape at a meeting with producers, so he tells them he wanted to play it live. He then sits at the piano and makes up a ridiculous song about a woman he knows (the song is entitled "The Lady I Know" but SNL fans have come to know it as "Choppin' Broccoli") going to a food store and buying broccoli then going home and chopping it. Look it up on YouTube, I guarantee you'll laugh. It's hailed as one of the funniest SNL skits of all time.

"...And my lady she went down town, she brought some broccoli, she brought it home, she's choppin' broccoli..."

by softballqueen17 February 21, 2015

Broceratops

A guy that is just so incredibly 'bro' that he can only be known as a Broceratops.

The origin comes from the word 'bro', combined with triceratops, a dinosaur that lived in the Late Cretaceous Period. This makes a Broceratops.

Yo what's good, Broceratops!

Look at that tool! What a Broceratops!

by Meatwaded January 8, 2009

Beef and Broccoli Bowl

A smoking pipe/bowl filled with High grade marijuana and Lower grade marijuana mixed together.

Dude 1: Yo you wanna match on a bowl? I got some dank.
Dude 2: I'm down but all I got is some mids right now.
Dude 1: Fuck it, lets smoke a beef and broccoli bowl
Dude 2: Worrd.

by Itsalways420somewhere July 28, 2011