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Britain's Got Talent

A stupid British show where people humiliate themselves, not only in front of the large TV audience/British public, judges, but also about 500 people who will laugh cruelly at the poor old man who thinks he can sing, possibly reducing him to tears. Simon Cowell has this weird idea he's funny, Amanda Holden is just a bitch, and Piers Morgan tries desperatly to keep up with Simon Cowell- and fails. Its a life wrecker, and eats the soul of Saturday Prime-Time viewers.
Person 1: I was watching Britain's Got Talent last night!
Person 2: Fag.
by ISayRawr! April 24, 2010
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britanee

anyone who has the most adoring red hair and beautiful face you have ever seen. Definately a candidate for marriage.
Man, that girl is definately worthy of being called a britanee.
by Big John Mise January 25, 2009
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bitabay

OR...........a small child's left nipple after frost bite.
Poor Johnny Boy,....his bitabay's still purple.
by JennaJennaJenna December 28, 2005
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Broken Britain

A phrase coined by people (and usually associated with the BNP) who are fed up of Britain becoming more and more politically correct, or identifying failing aspects of society caused by the government, such as education or the legal system.
"Did you know you can't sing baa baa black sheep anymore, it's baa baa rainbow sheep, that's broken Britain for ya!"

"Have you seen how much the university tuition fees have gone up this year? Broken Britain!"
by Babeekwa April 4, 2010
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Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song

Ok for those of you people who want to know the message its is "sleep with me you know im not too young"im not sure if its real
by John Fru August 2, 2004
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brita

A home water filtration system, thats easy to set up and simple to use. You can get a pitcher for your fridge, a filter tap for your faucet, or full size water cooler. Each of these requires the brita filter.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.

Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
Dude, your tap water tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.

Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
by TZ January 19, 2005
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Little Britain

A great show. I do really like it but there is a bad point, one I don't think Matt Lucas thought about. The endless quotes. If I heard one more "Yeah, but no, but" or "ano" or "Dust, Dust anyone" i may just have to rip there fucking heads off and destroy them!
Simon (Train Boy): You see Little Britain last night?"
Nick: "Yeah"
Simon (Train Freak): It was the best yet... Yeah but no but yeah but.." *smack*
by Nick D November 10, 2004
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