Brewing up a batch of tadpoles

Slang for masturbating

I was reading playboy and my mom walked in on me brewing up a batch of tadpoles.

by Da Weatherman February 26, 2011

Browsing the gallery

A more relaxed, chill, and casual way of saying masturbation.

Person 1: Do you really masturbate?
Person 2: Not so much masturbating. More like browsing the gallery.

by Rainbowsexual666 April 8, 2017

Butt Browsing

Accidentally browsing the web on a cell phone while in the a persons pocket or another container

My butt browsing cost me $10 in phone charges this month.

by gjenkins20 May 4, 2010

Bed Browsing

Browsing for a random persons bed to sleeping in. Knowing the person is not necessary.

Cara: "Where are you sleeping tonight?"
Ali: "I don't know yet, I'll probably just end up bed browsing."

by Ninicole April 13, 2008

Brewing Fart

A brewing fart is a fart that is in your body about to be fart.
( A fart being made in the process)

" Sarah I have a fart brewing ! " Kaitlyn M said. " EWW Kaitlyn you always have a brewing fart ! " Sarah replied to kaitlyn who farts alot and tells people

by Annonymous Saroo. January 11, 2009

brewing

The time before you have to go to the bathroom, to relieve your bowels. When you can feel the onset of a good crap comming.

Hey man, I need to get to a bathroom soon, because I am brewing something fierce.

by Chips August 11, 2004

browsing history

When you walk into a public bathroom and even though the toilets are clean the whole place smells like the shits that people before you took.

Person 1: Hey did you smell that awful stench coming from the bathroom?
Person 2: Yeah, but the toilets had nothing in them.
Person 1: Guess it has one hell of a browsing history.

by BananaBruh May 11, 2014