Brett

About 6', striking blonde hair, piercing green eyes, only the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Once you get with him, never ever let him go. You will regret it and wish you could go back in time. He can be sooo adorable and not even notice it, CRAZY funny, very smart, phenomenal at everything he does, and always knows just how to make someone smile. He is loved by many, and always will be. <3

P1: Ey yoo who's Brett?? O.o
P2: Eyoo my guy my guy ^.^

Brett by ¿Que es un pseudonym? September 5, 2016

Brett

A total tool. A Complete idiot that doesn’t have his priorities straight.

Brett is a douchebag. Hey

Brett by Me-uh September 30, 2018

Brett

Brett will steal your heart and then claim to have no idea what you're talking about when asked. He is incredibly cute and very smart and observant but refutes both these claims. He cannot deny his modesty. He is incredibly creative but saves it for himself. Brett is a patient and forgiving man, open-minded and even-tempered: he can be the most chill guy in the room at the same time as he's being the center of attention. He will take your abuse and your judgements for the shit you call him out for, then completely refuse to dish it back at you when you are guilty of the same dumb shit or worse. But don't be fooled: he has a rage locked away that will flow like cold lava, slowly but unstoppable in its mission, and the most damaging and humbling acts of vengeance will be metted out in just retribution just as soon as he has you convinced that all is forgiven and forgotten. He is responsible and wise. Brett is strong. Brett is the most intense love of your life that you'll never get over and will always be the one that makes you realize how much you still have to learn. Amazing kisser... amazing lover, amazing sadness you wish you could take the burden of away for him. Brett is the man you love enough to realize the best thing you can do for him is to not be in his life anymore. And yet you'll always wonder...

Person1: "Hey, did you see that cute guy on the dance floor jumping with his hand in the air?"
Person2: "he must be a Brett: he's so fucking hot - I've got to go meet my future ex-husband..."

Brett by Lance Goodthrust February 18, 2021

brett

An amazing Scottish boy with a slight tendency to sometimes act as "Jaws" from James Bond.

Woah that guy is "pulling a Brett"

brett by Sean Clive July 22, 2006

Brett

Brett is a kid with a tiny penis who scooters with 10 year olds on his free time. He enjoys the mutilation of babies with granny panties on there heads. He goes to Tijuana on his free time to bang wolf pussy. He uses penis pumps on his dogs and has an "ejaculation blanket" that he spews all his man juice on. He was the main suspect of a case including him and a 49 year old man from Pittsburgh back in 1999. Alfred Tucker, who was, at the time, a successful businessman and philanthropist who had a master's degree in Business Economics and had a beautiful wife from downtown Walnut Creek, was found dead in a random tenement in uptown Oakland. His mouth was full of semen, foam, shampoo bars, and dildos. His asshole was full of diapers, which reeked of rotten potatoes. Anyway, back to the fucking story. Brett ended up having sex with a monkey and his mom became a prostitute. The end.

Hey, Brett.
YEAH!!!!!SCOOTER111111!!!!!!11 IM A FAGGOT?????
You're gay.
FCKYUOOOOOOOFAGGIT IM FUCKINGUH BETTERTHANyUuUuUu

Brett by Applebaby DiCkSchoolboyQLamar$ September 4, 2012

Brett

A guy who looks very innocent but loves to make everybody laugh and has a big booty female. He can act sometimes childish but he is very outgoing. He loves cars and he especially loves mustangs. #getbackorgetsmacked

Thats a totally a brett

Omg have you seen brett's mustangs its so nice
Brett what it doooo

Brett by cantalktextme May 14, 2018

Brett

The main man

At 2am, I always wonder how my main man Brett is doing.

Brett by Brettssidekick September 22, 2020