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A short hairy male with an extremely long, and thick picket of pubes. This person also only fucks fat girls, whales, or sea cows. Also known as Pubert, Peu-b-sneak, Pubes McGee, Pube Master 5000, Pube master 3000. X pubed (volume of a cube), Pube-asuarasrex, Hefty Humper, Round Bound Pounder, Tubby Hubby, Tubby Humpy, Flab Nabber. This person also smokes a ton of weed and doesnt think before he says anything. They are known to be Homo for Romo.
Man dude last night I totally Braden'd.
Braden by Black Asshole January 7, 2012
A skinny emo dude that's so in the closet he's finding christmas presents. Thinks he's talented and the worlds hottest guy but all-in-all he's just an asshat.
Person1: Who's that sad kid over there crying 'cause he chased away all his friends
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.
Braden by themaidofawesome January 7, 2012
He's a caydence type of guy.He might be shy to admit his crush but eventually he will.He is a blond with blue eyes.He is very smart.
Wow Braden and caydence should TOTALLY date!
Braden by Cruahing❤️ April 12, 2017
a funny ass lookin kid who loves his cat max, he wants to boof max"s head, also he loves to play shove the glow in the dark ping pong up his ass with his brother mitch and see how far it goes. he thinks hes a BIG DOG.
yo that kid looked liked a braden
Braden by Braden55555 December 28, 2010
He is super gay, like he kisses girls. Such a weird person. Usually had a 1 inch penis but some may have 2 inch. Nothing bigger than 2. Most Braden's fight dogs for a living and beat women. To summarize them they are usually the person to say,
"do you kno de wey brudda." Yeah they are pretty annoying
Braden is such a fucken sex
Braden by yurmpm May 3, 2018
Braden is a typical basic f-boy he enjoys smoking and sex. Braden will tell you anything you wanna hear so he can get into your pants... If a Braden has actually caught feelings he shows it for sure with endless amounts of attention and care as well as gifts. Now Braden can be an ass at times but he's still a great dude and not only that but hes super chill... just being around a Braden is fun and never awkward.
you: Braden is such a cool dude

friend: yea but watch out hes a fuckboy
you: oh whatever ik hes not gonna hurt me even though hes hurt 500 billion other girls
Braden by Just a random chick October 9, 2019