blueballs

A painful aching in the testicular region resulting from prolonged dry-humping.

"After rubbing on her jeans for half an hour, my nads turned into rice pudding and I threw up due to the extreme pain of my blueballed condition."

by 2Old4This July 25, 2004

blue ball

1. A ball that is blue.
2. A testicle or testicles that are blue.
3. A testicle or testicles that have not been used for a long time and therefore, in male mythological perception, are blue in color. This is merely metaphorical as the only way that testicles can turn blue are A) through the application of ink or paint, as in the scrotal tattooes of the old wrinkled retainers of the WangaWonkee tribes of the lower Balkans, or B) through constriction, as in preparation for castration (to prevent urination, which may infect the wound before it heals adequately).

My girlfriend wouldn:t screw me/do me/tattoo me so I went to bed with blue balls.

by HMB April 27, 2003

blue ball blow job

This is when a man who only has one ball gets head and doesnt get to cum. He then gets blue ball, because he only has one ball.

My guy he has one nut, she was blowen his dong and he didnt get to bust... Now my guy with one nut has blue ball. He got a blue ball blow job.

by J Jew Kreeganator August 25, 2013

blue-ball

Verb. To tease with any thing or situation without fully deliverying.

I got blue-balled when the house band started playing my favorite song. It turns out they were only warming up.

by Kyle Timbes September 18, 2006

Blue Ball

A city in Pennsylvania.

Also see intercourse.

It's a city, really.

by :) March 13, 2005

blueballs outside

meaning really cold outside

"Dude it's totally blueballs outside."

by chris atcherson February 12, 2006

blueballs

A painfull feeling to your testicals (also called balls). Your balls turn blue. This can be caused by dry humping.

Blueballs is a painful and my balls are blue

by Ble February 15, 2006