Blaked

v. To stiff someone on a tip because you simply do not believe in tipping for any reason, ever.

"Dude, I went to the restaurant last night and I Blaked the waitress."

by JohnK1801 January 24, 2014

bladed

to be both faded (under the influence of alcohol) and blazed (under the influence of marijuana) at the same time.

John was bladed after two joints and that bottle of tequila

by FGibbs March 5, 2011

straight blazed

what you say when you got that straight fire ass mid yo. especially when i'ts cheap

shit man, last night i smoked somma dat fire ass mid wit my girl. we was straight blazed nigga

by jeffro September 4, 2004

blaked

when you smoke weed, grass, dope, pot, etc. you become blaked.

god, im so blaked.

by bobby April 29, 2004

Blaked

When one is heavily intoxicated on alcohol or a cocktail of drugs.

"Oh man, I'm so Blaked right now"

"I don't remember anything. I was Blaked off my tits"

by Sam-Squatch October 16, 2011

blazed

the remarkable effect that occurs after the art of smoking dope has been performed which causes unbearable feelings of eccentricity and unrational behavior.

damn, it has been a long day. let's go get blazed!

by dizzy~b June 9, 2005

Blaked

Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.

Go and get 'Blaked'

Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.

She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.

Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.

by Butters Stotch 69 September 30, 2014