blast

female masturbation

"She put one leg over me, the other over Dave and just started blasting herself"
"I didnt want to sleep with her so I just decided to blast her"

by DaleSrIsJesus January 25, 2010

blasting

verb, meaning to shoot laser guns of the type that appear in the Star Wars movies

Luke was blasting 6 storm troopers.

Oh no! The storm troopers are blasting through the door!

Leia screamed as Han accidentally began blasting an ewok who had grabbed onto his leg.

by FunkyAntoinette October 16, 2009

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

blasted

(Adj) A combination of the words blown and wasted, implying that you have mixed alcohol with cocaine and are fucked up out of your mind.

Dude 1: Dude I just got an eightball of coke, I wish we had some liquor too though.
Dude 2: I know right, then we could get fuckin blasted!!!

by monica lewinskeet May 17, 2006

Blasted

To have cum exerted on you.

Guy: Bitch I just blasted you.
Girl: Oh no it's in my eyes!
(rofl)

by Mrs. D.S. January 31, 2009

blast

(to) shit.
(to blast a dookie)

-to blast a dookie.
-i gotta blast.
-holy fucking shit, she just blasted all over his fucking face!

by peter January 26, 2005

blasting

going fast on a moped without really actually going that fast.

Me: Dude i was blasting cars last night.

You: How fast were you going?

Me: Like 45!

by rod ney February 20, 2011