blackdecayed

Emo depressed guy on discord who also has mental illnesses and likes to say random gay shit also loves donedandone and jojo bizareal adventure

why are you being so blackdecayed-ey

by marshallthedalmation January 3, 2025

Blackabelle

Girl who appears to be white in her appearance but looks can be deceiving and she is actually African American

Blackabelle came to class today

by Grassyshelf April 1, 2025

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

mr.blackdeath

Someone who’s a cunt and has no life and who dates crackers and likes little kids likes to hurt his brother and likes to nut everyday

Mr.blackdeath is such a cunt

by Cock277 June 25, 2018

Cockade Blockade

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020

anal blockade

Blocking the anus of someone and not letting anything pass through, while forcing other things out of the person (e.g. shit, from the mouth or the nose as there isn't any alternate path for the shit to go out.

James couldn't get the last piece of shit out of his anus, so he went through the night with anal blockade.

by Trxllxd May 29, 2022