Bitched

A term to describe one's eyes when high as fuck on weed and redder than the Devil's dank.

My eyes are sooooooo bitched, guy.

by Carsizzle December 25, 2010

bitched

when someone gets completely demolished in something, generally, but not always, a sporting event.

Mom: go do your chores stevie
Steve: why dont you stop worrying about me and worry about the blood in your urine (steve then precedes to punch his mom and the kidneys
Mom: (rolls around the ground in agony)
Steve: BITCHED

by mikemuzzin July 25, 2007

bitched-up

v. to become the submissive partner in a relationship

Once Eric got pussy-whipped by that chick, he bitched-up and she could make him do whatever she wanted.

by shund September 3, 2003

bitched up

When everything goes to hell. The state where carefully planned situations completely fall apart.

Well, I thought I had a plan but now everything is all bitched up!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat January 1, 2004

bitchardo

One who engages in acts of bitchardry.

A man sitting on a work-bench jacking his cock.

Jesus this bitchardo has been talking throughout the whole movie.

Look at that homeless guy being a bitchardo in the dog park.

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

Bitchbreaker

A dildo, penis, or buttplug of a large size, usually slightly larger then the submissive can take. a term used by a domanent to make the submissive nerviness of the coming vaginal or anal insertion.

Domanent: get ready to take this Bitchbreaker.

by sexygerl April 23, 2017

relief bitcher

Someone who bitches on behalf of someone else who is unable to continue bitching for themselves.

You know it's a bitchfest when one bitch gets tired, storms out of the room, and someone else takes it upon themselves to keep bitching in their behalf, like they're some kind of relief bitcher. A regular Mariano Bitch-vera or John Papel-bitch.

by jevanyn September 3, 2009