bitchboasting

To appear griping about something, but actually be bragging about the issue

I can't believe how badly she was bitchboasting last night when she said, "Oh my gosh, the addition we are putting on our house will be such a pain because we have to move out for six months. What a nightmare!"

by Axe Grinder March 13, 2011

Joni Bitchell

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.

Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.

by gregben August 14, 2022

big booty bitchez

a hot gal with a great big wolloper

man i love big booty bitchez so much

by A big muda fucking big booty February 6, 2015

ICU Bitches

A cadre of ICU nurses who make it their life’s work to humiliate and ignore visitors’ requests in order to reduce their workload.

Those ICU Bitches are consistently as dramatically passive aggressive as you can possibly imagine.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

sons o' bitches

Plural form of 'son of a bitch'; a group of people, each one being a son of a bitch

(after a group of people, each being a son of a bitch, wrecked Ted's car)
Ted: That's it- I'm a kick each one a ur asses, ya sons o' bitches!

by Meadowlark September 2, 2008

Snitches get bitches

The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.

Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.

by DrDogBalls June 2, 2017

Fuck Bitches, Get Money

to disregard women, acquire currency

Kentot got dumped by his bitch so Dr. Krystoff Shishtovian & the ghost of Biggie Smalls told him to Fuck Bitches, Get Money

by Kentot February 9, 2010