The bartender, clearly a beverage relativist, served me Pepsi when I'd definitely asked for a Coke.
Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.
Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.
by drillvoice-now September 23, 2012
Get the beverage relativistmug. If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:
First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.
Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.
And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:
First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.
Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.
And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.
by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025
Get the Beverage of the Godsmug. A beverage, typically one that you drink for hydration but more for comfort. Hopefully, it will boost your serotonin enough to start/ get you through the day. The effectiveness also depends on whether it comes with a straw.
*me to myself after ordering my favorite emotional support beverage: a pistachio cream mint matcha* “This shit better fix my life”
Or
After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..
Or
After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..
by b-sides4ever September 1, 2025
Get the Emotional support beveragemug. by ISGRIZZ the tagger January 9, 2018
Get the white beveragemug. man 1: Dude, she gave me a hot beverage last, she grabbed my coffee off the night stand it was beautiful
man 2: Ah yeah thats hot
man 2: Ah yeah thats hot
by handijacked November 7, 2013
Get the hot beveragemug. Typing in pee to google translate to latin and reversing in a couple times translates it to beverage
Pee -> lotium
Lotium -> urine
Urine -> potus
Potus -> beverage
Coined by NextJen
Pee -> lotium
Lotium -> urine
Urine -> potus
Potus -> beverage
Coined by NextJen
*scene* sat at bar with a friend
Friend: what you want
Me: anything but a latin beverage
Friend: *laughs in british*
Visible confusion on bartenders face
Friend: what you want
Me: anything but a latin beverage
Friend: *laughs in british*
Visible confusion on bartenders face
by NextJen August 24, 2024
Get the Latin beveragemug. by JoshInNYC March 14, 2009
Get the beveragatemug.