Music that is written, performed, or about Beta Males.
1. The type of songs with lyrics that describe a male social outcast who in the end of the song may or may not win the popular babe he secretly crushes on.
2. Songs that describe beta male's in-your-face rebellion towards social stereotyping or alpha people.
3. Songs that profess a beta male's secret love to a girl of higher social status or simply, a girl he likes but knows he can't have; most commonly, his long-time girl bestfriend.
4. Songs that profess beta male's eternal love for his girlfriend or mom or grandmom or his buddies or his dad - whatever works.
5. songs that describe a beta male as his girl's "shoulder to cry on"
6. songs that describe a beta male's frustration over his relationship with a girl who's full of herself and does not value beta male's greatness.
1. The type of songs with lyrics that describe a male social outcast who in the end of the song may or may not win the popular babe he secretly crushes on.
2. Songs that describe beta male's in-your-face rebellion towards social stereotyping or alpha people.
3. Songs that profess a beta male's secret love to a girl of higher social status or simply, a girl he likes but knows he can't have; most commonly, his long-time girl bestfriend.
4. Songs that profess beta male's eternal love for his girlfriend or mom or grandmom or his buddies or his dad - whatever works.
5. songs that describe a beta male as his girl's "shoulder to cry on"
6. songs that describe a beta male's frustration over his relationship with a girl who's full of herself and does not value beta male's greatness.
Beta Male Music examples:
1. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
2. Pork and Beans - Weezer
3. Gimme A Chance - Plain White T's
4. 1234 - Plain White T's
5. Kelsey - Metro Station
6. Annabelle - A Rocket To The Moon
1. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
2. Pork and Beans - Weezer
3. Gimme A Chance - Plain White T's
4. 1234 - Plain White T's
5. Kelsey - Metro Station
6. Annabelle - A Rocket To The Moon
by wellhereigo October 4, 2010
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by IloveQuavers February 6, 2019
Get the beta male quaver mug.A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.
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Get the Beta Male Rock mug.A 16-40 year old underachieving male, using religion or other antisocial ideology to rationalize a nihilistic/anarchic desire to overturn the existing power structure (typical of low-status males throughout human history who's only means for increasing status was through violent revolution - eg jihadists and other brands of wanna-be aristocrats be they green, communist or fascist).
In polygamy practicing regions of the world (historically everywhere except western civilization) high status males monopolizing most of the women leads to unending cycles of beta male rage. When the society is militarily strong the rage can be directed outward through conquering new areas, raping their women, and taking them as wives, etc. However when the society is militarily weak beta male rage comes in the form of internal unrest, lack of social cohesion, civil wars, etc. The modern western world having removed the civilizing restraints on sexuality (marriage and monogamy) since the sexual revolution onward has seen social breakdown equal to polygamous societies with a major rise in mass casualties attacks by disgruntled single males. However unlike previous eras or other parts of the world internet pornography and video games has kept the worst at bay.
In polygamy practicing regions of the world (historically everywhere except western civilization) high status males monopolizing most of the women leads to unending cycles of beta male rage. When the society is militarily strong the rage can be directed outward through conquering new areas, raping their women, and taking them as wives, etc. However when the society is militarily weak beta male rage comes in the form of internal unrest, lack of social cohesion, civil wars, etc. The modern western world having removed the civilizing restraints on sexuality (marriage and monogamy) since the sexual revolution onward has seen social breakdown equal to polygamous societies with a major rise in mass casualties attacks by disgruntled single males. However unlike previous eras or other parts of the world internet pornography and video games has kept the worst at bay.
How come women, married men, or alpha males, never carry out mass shootings? Because it's beta male rage!
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That guy is such a beta male orbiter, worshiping those online alpha influencers and buying their merch because he thinks it will actually help him get laid.
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They are still too socially awkward or lame to be considered an Alpha but, to the lame man they can pass as one.
They are still too socially awkward or lame to be considered an Alpha but, to the lame man they can pass as one.
Friend 1: Dude, that guy is such a beta male.
Friend 2: But look at his gains tho, he is definitely a beta male prime.
Friend1: You right!
Friend 2: But look at his gains tho, he is definitely a beta male prime.
Friend1: You right!
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