Skip to main content

Bellendium

Bel-lend-eeum Noun.
1. A substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect Kryptonite has on Superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. It is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.

2. Smegma Polite. Aka Coquefort, Helmetdale.
1.
"I think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a Burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of Bellendium at that teenage party on Saturday. We managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say InitDough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they've got arthritis or cramp!"

2. After realising she'd sat through almost two hours of argument about Arsenal and Manchester United between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on Charlotte that she'd been subjected to an incredibly strong source of Bellendium in the room.

3.

Marie: "Hey Julie, has your young Brian got an overly ripe wedge of Tallegio in his jeans pocket?
Julie: "No. The Bellendium is strong with this one."
by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
mugGet the Bellendium mug.

Baggy bellend

when someones penis has a slack foreskin that hangs over the bellend.

also could be used as an insult.
"im not being funny but you've got a face like a baggy bellend!"
by Emily September 13, 2004
mugGet the Baggy bellend mug.

Bellend

Adam cooper is a bellend
by Fuckedoff4ever July 17, 2019
mugGet the Bellend mug.

bellendish

very, very good
Neglia in S.F.
by BB Nominee January 9, 2004
mugGet the bellendish mug.

bellend

bellend is on Gregs head
Greg is a total bellend
by Charles December 2, 2003
mugGet the bellend mug.

Bellender Carlisle

A girl who annoyingly just focuses on the top corner of your helmet when giving you oral sex
That wasn't no job! Gal just camped out Central North East of the Glans head only on some peckish shit. Shit that shit was shit.

Upto several Bellender Carlisle in every hood man...move on. You worth more.
by Kunnin April 10, 2019
mugGet the Bellender Carlisle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email