Beethoven Blow Job

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action

Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro

by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010

Chunky shrashel belthey

Chunky, shrashel and belthey are the bestest friends you will ever see. Even though shrashel and belthey tend to make fun of chunky a lot, thems just jokes. They will always approve of chunkys chunkiness. They might not always get along but they will all still be besties for the resties. They all love to pull pranks on many people such as Joshie and Stylus. They tend to stay up late at night making took ticks and FaceTiming to make the loss meme with their hands. Isn't that so #lit?!?! They also love talking to other close companions such as Madyn da unicornabd Mj the squirrel!! MJ is a close friend but she will never be as close with them because she has to babysit 5 little monkeys. They always have quite the blast writing story tims and fanfics. They will be besties for forever and always and no one can get in their way or break their bond. Because they're hawt.

Omgeezers chunky shrashel belthey are squad goals!1!1!1!

by Harmonysourcake November 28, 2018

Big Bertha

A very large, nice booty.

Dammnnn look at her Big Bertha!!!

by The 'Circle' December 6, 2011

Bertha

Loving and strong. May sometimes feel down but sh will was lift your spirits back up no matter.And also of Course her best friend is Ashley duhhh.... If Engel hurts her I will most likely hurt him:)I love her so much, I would do anything for her. Even take 1000000000 bullets for her;)

Bertha is the best person in the word, I dlay know what I would do with out her.

by Ashley your bsf April 8, 2017

Beethoven Lick

When an unsuspecting female gets a face full of tongue. If you can lick from the chin to the top of the forehead, then you have successfully completed the Beethoven lick.

Inspired by our favorite childhood movie about the fun-loving dog known as Beethoven. This St. Bernard will forever be a part of our lives.

Best ways to accomplish such a feet: ask for a kiss on the cheek, tell her to close her eyes because you have a surprise, simply wrap your arms around her arms/body and let her have it. If she gets mad, cries, or punches you then you know that you have done it correctly.

Ronnie, check this out. La'schell isn't looking and I'm about the beethoven lick the shit out of her face.

by Samson Simpson May 4, 2010

Big Bertha

A prototype artillery piece used by the Germans in World War I to bombard Paris. Fired the largest shell in the world at the time, and more importantly had the longest range.

Bombs fell on Gay Paree

by Student-Athlete April 21, 2005

baithead

Someone who is being 'bait'. I.e. doing something they shouldn't in a stupid obvious way.

"he got caught innit, he didn't even try takin the security tags off"

"What a baithead"

by King Liamo September 18, 2006