Beige mom

A beige mom is a mother who fiends for the color beige this mother will only give their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with dress them in only beige you may be wondering why would a mother deprive their child of a bright colorful life well these mothers go feral for even a speck of dust that doesn’t match their beige aesthetic therefore being a sad beige mom with sad beige babies

“Hey dude did you see Shelly’s new TikTok”

“Yea dude she is really Turing into a beige mom”

by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023

Beige nosing

To brown nose someone just a little, without kissing serious ring.

Man, Graham was sickening this morning in the CEO's office, he was beige nosing like a mother fucker.

by Greenery October 8, 2008

Beige Bitch

A hot female who's skin color is neither white nor black but instead is NATURALLY tanned. They usually live at the gym and also have that exotic look to them.

Amberlynn: Like I hate spending all that time at the tanning salon, like its a waste of time..
Selena: Girl you just mad that you ain't a beige bitch!

by Reckless0777,Sir Suffers A lot August 8, 2016

beige minge

something that is mediocre

by phineas belter April 18, 2003

beige rage

An out of control Woodie. Looks for any hole possible.

Adam had an episode of beige rage and everyone had to plug their asses.

by The Fairy Wizard July 23, 2014

beige a vous

Buying the same color clothing over and over even when you do not mean to.

OMG. It's beige a vous, another green blouse!

by Text Turdly March 18, 2015

beige fibers

an expression used instead of saying "i hate life" or "fuck my life"

50 shades of beige fibers

by littlebabyclete January 24, 2017