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hong kong beef slab

The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.
Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT
by ralph cucumber April 1, 2009
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Beef Salad

A messy sexual act between Two Bears and a Hipster
They glanced in his direction, he blushed. A beef salad was inevitable.
by BankSi August 21, 2011
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airborn beef specialist

A professional burger-flipper.
Antwan failed his fifth GED exam, making him highly qualified as an Airborn Beef Specialist
by dbbartender October 1, 2006
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beef shield

A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.

Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.
Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*
by pixie meat December 15, 2008
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roast beef sheets

conglomerate pussy flaps that overlap ranging 2-4 depending on age also known as fupa. (i.e. dog with multiple rolls), tends to stink when sweat
Sally's roast beef sheets were getting in the way when I went down on her last night.

My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.
by Exotic Carnivore November 27, 2009
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Beef-Sleeve

A muscular right arm due to excessive self abuse
"That's some serious Beef-Sleeve mate, you might wanna cut down a little
by TMB June 17, 2003
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Beef Stick

An extremely foul, nauseating creature whose smell closely resembles a beef stick.
Damn, Ally sure was smelling like a beef stick today!
by ph.a.l.p.k.g.z November 9, 2018
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