Blantoning

To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.

God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.

I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.

by john dicklicks April 18, 2010

Bentonize

made to look like a fool, a retard.

Don't Bentonize me, you son of a bitch!

by pee-pee hole March 24, 2004

Beantown Boogie

An episode of violent farting following the consumption of chili.

After eating that bowl of chili at the state fair, Dave's ass was doing the beantown boogie.

by Mephisto D May 14, 2015

The Benton

1)A female with an unusually large backside
2)A piercing glare used when you are in trouble

3)Also the name of the monster with eyeballs on its hands, in Pans Labyrinth

1) Boy:Whoa! Look at that Benton!
2) Boy: Youre in trouble, She's giving You The Benton

by SnapCracklePop22 January 6, 2010

Benton

has the fattest man ass around bald and looks like Caillou, probably likes penis even though they are Christian and fucks his own cats was bullied in elementary now is gay and likes gay henti

oh your gay you must be Benton
you look like Caillou must Benton
you fuck cats you must be Benton

by GOD April 11, 2019

Benton

A person who continually joins and leaves a group/organization.

Why do you keep joining and leaving again? Don't be such a Benton.

by Johny Boy January 1, 2009

Benton

When you keep talking to try to clear things up but only end up making matters worse.

Made famous when Ron Paul's campaign manager Jesse Benton accidentally ended Paul's 2012 campaign and then failed miserably at trying to explain how Dr Paul is still running for president.

"Dude, you just pulled a Benton. You might wanna stop talking now."

by fidnado October 24, 2012