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beanster

A mexican/hispanic who dresses like a scenester, (girl pants, choppy hair cut, etc.)but acts like a beaner and listens to reggaeton.
You fucking beanster, get out of my yard!
by Aaron Johanson May 30, 2006
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beanstalk

a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"

"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."

b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"

"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"

c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."
by Jam Master Joke May 2, 2010
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Beanstalk

I like this guy, he is such a beanstalk
by gayshit726 May 9, 2020
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jackin' the beanstalk

Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).

Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.
Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.

Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.
by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022
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Beastation

Blake turning into Zach was a total beastation.
by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011
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Beastachio

1. A beast person eating a pistachio.

2. An adjective to describe something beyond awesome.

The opposite of bullockstachio.
1. Hey check out that beastachio, John is eating a pistachio!
2. COD 8 is out??? That is so BEASTACHIO!!!!!11!!!111!!!
by barackobama1138thx April 21, 2011
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Beastalicious

Beastalicious is a word created after the word "beast" became well used. Beast, was then overkilled and beastalicious was created! This word is used as an adjective, noun, verb, or any other way imaginable. It is the act of being totally beast. More commonly used by women, of course it can also be used by anyone. Beastalicous is a very complex word and should not be attempted when at home or if the person is under the age of 18. Can be used to explain anything and everything. If the other person STILL does not understand after this explination. Cease and leave, this person must be a complete idiot.
Jack- Did you see the Dawn of the Dead movie?
Jane- Yeah! It was totally beastalicious!

Fred- Woahhh man! I can't believe I made that goal!
George- Dude. Way to be beastalicious.
by hollyleaf. June 21, 2011
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