Delayed Off

To be laid off at a specified, future date.

Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.

Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."

by KILLA435.5 February 3, 2014

off the wagon

drinking or using drugs after a period of abstinence

I can't believe she is off the wagon after she worked so hard.

by Light Joker March 10, 2007

50% off

A godsend, and the only abridged series I ACTUALLY watch. "HE SHOT HARU" kills me every time.

"Dude, have you seen the new episode of 50% Off? I swear I pissed myself three times."

by hellaradyeah December 4, 2014

doze off

fall into a light sleep.

Jack doze off in the chemistry class.

by CuriousLad March 3, 2014

cock it off

verb. To blow something off, fuck it off, to intentionally not do something important.

"Do the job, don't cock it off."

by B. Briggs November 27, 2008

Popping Off

"Popping off" is a verb used when you're doing extremely well and or performing like a professional/better than anyone in your game. Can also be used when you're being accused of cheating in a video game because the sheer amount of god like skill you possess.

"I'm popping off, LETS GO!" - Panda

by ForeverPandering February 1, 2017

JAQing off

The act of asking leading questions to influence your audience, then hiding behind the defense that they're "Just Asking Questions," even when the underlying assumptions are completely insane.

"Did Obama kidnap and murder Natalee Holloway, then dump her body into the ocean?"
"Quit JAQing off."

by count z May 3, 2010