I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010

Bughead

The best ship ever.

Person: hey who do you ship?
Me: THe best ship ever.
#bughead

by Cheryl.Bombshell June 10, 2018

Bought Out

Owning someone or something. Alternate definition of GETTING OWNED

Damn, your car just got BOUGHT OUT by that truck that rear ended you.

by Bought you OUT December 23, 2008

Barghest

One of several hellhounds that haunt the British Isles. It is characterized as a large, black dog with fiery saucer shaped eyes.

Did you hear that noise chum? There must be a barghest about tonight.

by tcharms January 21, 2006

bughetto

It is a combination of being high maintenance and real hood or street. A person that desires class but hasn't quite acknowledged what class is.

A broke chick sporting real prada and real gucci while riding the bus is bughetto...and that was purchased with her whole check!

by Sassmeplease May 14, 2009

Baghead

Another word for a smackhead, they are usually addictied to crack os some class A drug

hey look, theres a baghead lets fuck him up

by Raz1569 December 3, 2003

Baghdad Radiator

When someone pees in another person's mouth and they spit it back on their face and chest.

they gave each other the baghdad radiator

by tiger3314 September 26, 2010