Baristatude

A Barista (coffee maker) expressing attitude. Typically found in 'third wave' coffee venues - Baristatude can mirror arrogance, intellectual elitism and various other cultural prejudices, ultimately expressed as less 'customer service' and more a side order of distain and contempt.

I asked the barista what an Aeropress was, and he scoffed and explained it to me like i was a 4 year old. God damn that guy has serious baristatude

by The Gentleman Observer December 26, 2014

Baristed

The art of having one's coffee made for them.

Kazuo had his coffee baristed and liked it.

by Margaret Malala October 30, 2016

Baris

Baris means freshness and coolness and awesomeness together in one word

This is gonna be the most Baris thing in my life

by Nathan Fellaham December 31, 2016

baristud

A barista who could double as your costar in your wet dreams. Someone who looks fine as hell making you that latte, but would look even better pouring milk with less clothes on.

That guy is a total baristud - he can remove everything but that apron and a cup of joe for me!

by jeneticdrift January 9, 2019

barbiste

The term 'barbiste' originated in 17th century France, in a city called Strasbourg. It was a name given to barbers who specialised in only one style of beards. This typically involved using a razor to shave the beard completely leaving only behind a curvaceous moustache. Over time, the term became associated with highly specialised employees with a narrow and limited skill-set i.e. synonym to One Trick Pony and antonym to Jack of all Trades.

Example 1:
Marie-Jeanne: What happened to your beard?
Malotru: I went to the barbiste and got this badass tache.
Marie-Jeanne: There's nothing badass about your 'tache' - you just look like any other creep with a moustache.

Example 2:

M. Gims: Did you hear about Charlotte from the Fragrance department? Apparently she got fired last week.
Brouteminou: No way! Was she the one that used to predict your baby's gender using a necklace?
M. Gims: No not her. It was the one that always matched her eyeshadow with whatever dress she was wearing. Well apparently she was just a barbiste after all - her only skill was spraying perfume in one direction.

by DoesSheEvenGoHere August 6, 2019

Barnisquis

Urinating while completely naked

Look over there he is barnisquising right in front of a school.

by Kingofdiction May 26, 2022

Foamy Barista

Ejaculating into a glass and stirring it vigorously until foaming occurs. You then empty the glass onto your partner's face.

Dang brother, you better put a tarp down before you give her the ol' Foamy Barista.

by clagmodeous February 20, 2020