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Barnacle

The word used to describe a person whom waits until the very last second of a conference call to make their presence known
Sally is such a trashy barnacle! She attached herself to the weekly Webex like a parasite, adding less-than-zero value, until it came time for her to announce her presence to management!
by 16vjohnson December 11, 2018
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rusty barnacle

(n) - an inverted or pronated rectum, damaged by anal sex with an unusually thick dick or dildo.

(n) - an anus or rectum that protrudes like a barnacle from the asscrack, usually from rough anal sex
She told him that she liked it rough, so it wasn't his fault that she got a rusty barnacle.

"You know how huge Bob is - don't let him do anal or you'll end up with a rusty barnacle."
by dimebag40 April 9, 2010
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Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.
Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".
by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006
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cock barnicle

The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.
by Ganga July 3, 2005
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barnacle

A slut or a person who has multiple sexual partners. Biologically speaking, a barnacle can mate with multiple partners at the same time through the use of tentacles.
Mary - "Lucy just got with 5 boys at once. She's such a barnacle."
by lols_royce January 31, 2010
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Lil barnicle

A gay (homosexual) rapper who talks about his Weiner hole. He fingers his asshole to pictures of despacito. He watches porn and blows dick like a bassed horn.
Lil barnicle-means a gay rapper
by Hsjsjsjs December 8, 2018
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barnacle boi

bob: "BOIIIII UR A BARNACLE BOIIII"
tim: "oh wow u got me there"
by anapop October 18, 2016
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