tow barring

To have a turd only half come out but not fully come out when trying to go to the toilet.

I tried to go to the toilet, but I only eneded up tow barring.

by blato April 15, 2008

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

barking dogs

Very sore or tired feet.

I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!

by pentozali February 28, 2008

Barking Salmon

The act of making your sex partner (female) puke while having sex with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her vaginal walls. The reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.

Bob finally got Sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.

by VonVytis January 20, 2006

barking at ants

v. vomiting outside, especially on a sidewalk.

Sue drank 14 cups of trashcan punch at the party, and on the way to the car she was barking at ants for ten minutes.

by TBea April 22, 2008

Barking Spider

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.

Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.

by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008

barking at the ants

Vomiting (esp. in the street)

Landlord: "You look rough mate"
Gus: "I know, I've been barking at the ants all evening, I think it's your dodgy beer"
Landlord: "Well you did drink 19 pints of it"

by TommyJJ March 8, 2006