Bamboo

Bamboo( lat: Bambusa vulgaris, srb: bambus)
A person who is often dumb or clueless and asks stupid questions.

James: Can you tell me where Paris is?
Tom: Isn't it capital of Europe?
James: No Tom you absolute bamboo

by Cookie ice cream March 22, 2023

bamboo fit

a phrase used to scold somebody, who is very dumb and needs to get a bamboo fit up their ass.
(in the views of mr. rohit vyas)(dola)

go lefroy!!!!!

anay bamboo fit kardunga, pure duniya mein kahin par bhi chale jana, koi doctor nahi nikal paye ga
ghum phir ke mere pass hi ana padega

aaaa
go lefroy!!!!1

by dolaa mama dolvasti June 3, 2022

bamboo rump

Similar to camel toe whereby a woman's Venus mound is clearly discernable under the snug fabric of her lower garment, except more pleasurable sounding when compared to dry and sandy camel toe

Hey dude! Check out that moist bamboo rump on that fine ass girl.

by SickScissors85 May 4, 2009

bamboo maple

what you tell the cops you thought you were growing

sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!

by anon3143 January 2, 2010

Lucky Bamboo

A street word for 'celery'

You got any more of that lucky bamboo? I'm desperate for my fix.

by JimmyTheGinger September 12, 2020

bamboo taker

A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it

Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird

by CKKD October 17, 2022

Bamboo Drink

In Richmond Virginia this refers to a mixed drink that's almost entirely liquor

Some guy - "Man I was tore up last night for only having had a few rounds"
Some fella - "Bartender must've been pouring those bamboo drinks"

by YaBoiBillNye October 18, 2023