Facts about Bacon:
1. Bacon is used to describe an undercover NARC. But in real life, bacon is better than that.
2. Why slaughtering pigs is awesome.
3. 50% trans fat, 107% awesome.
4. Supposed to be eaten at breakfast, but works everywhere in between.
5. What do soy bacon, turkey bacon, and Mega Blox have in common? They can't even come close to their competition.
1. Bacon is used to describe an undercover NARC. But in real life, bacon is better than that.
2. Why slaughtering pigs is awesome.
3. 50% trans fat, 107% awesome.
4. Supposed to be eaten at breakfast, but works everywhere in between.
5. What do soy bacon, turkey bacon, and Mega Blox have in common? They can't even come close to their competition.
1. Smells like bacon, rookie.
2. I want bacon. Get the axe.
3. Bacon comes from descendants of Chuck Norrus.
4.BLT, Bacon Sandwich, Bacon Watch, Bacon car fresheners, Bacon Salad, Bean and Bacon Soup by Campbell's.
5. This is like food for the Prius. Bacon is food for the Ferrari
2. I want bacon. Get the axe.
3. Bacon comes from descendants of Chuck Norrus.
4.BLT, Bacon Sandwich, Bacon Watch, Bacon car fresheners, Bacon Salad, Bean and Bacon Soup by Campbell's.
5. This is like food for the Prius. Bacon is food for the Ferrari
by Baconation June 13, 2009
by Georgey Porgey April 19, 2003
by The Baconizer September 16, 2006
"All 10 of us drove Route 66 together in a Civic...we were in the bacon!"
"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."
"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"
"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."
"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"
by Kha March 19, 2008
by Mark June 01, 2004
Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty
by JayTD November 29, 2009
by Nefarious! February 03, 2010