Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.

Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"

by easy_eh May 13, 2023

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Bran

Bran is god, creator of lightning, father of the small one, and lover of turtles.

If we don't find Bran a turtle he will kill us with his lightning powers.

by Hahapeepee March 4, 2020

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Ysgol Dinas Bran

It Is A school In North Wales Full of wanna-be roadmen and chavs that don't know anything about anything, There Is A Fat Guy Called Levi Williams That Thinks He Is Solid, His Cock Is The Size As An Ant; Don't Mess With Him. Next Is Josh Edwards, He Is A Bald Prick That Likes Men.

Ysgol Dinas Bran is shit!

by U Dont Know Who I Am September 19, 2021

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Bran

Its just bran

I loved that video where it says "Bran. Just bran."

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM August 4, 2019

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Raisin Bran

A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.

Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.

"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."

by WisloveGodstyle June 4, 2025

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