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blue balls

the erection of male penis without ejaculation, when your chick cant get you to cum
Dude, your girlfriend left me with blue balls.
by Joe Fro December 2, 2007
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Blue Balls

A feeling a man gets when he gets extremely turned on- yet does not do anything to solve the problem. So when the erection goes down- the balls start to swell and pain starts to occur. The pain has been compared to the "Being Sacked" sensation.. Or basically getting hit in the Family Jewels.

You just get a TON of soldiers ready for battle with no cammand to foward- you know?
After 8 hours of long interesting foreplay, my girlfriend had to leave. So with no sex, all i have now are 2 giant blue balls!
by KingMuffin July 7, 2009
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give me some head, bitch, I've got blue balls
by body of christ August 27, 2004
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When your getting a handjob, and the girl stops right before your about to cum, and it hurts
Jim: aww awww yes Jessica!!!
Jessica: why didn't you cum???
Jim:.... u fucking stopped, you gave me the blue balls =(
by mypenis:) May 7, 2009
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Blue Balls

A convenient, well-known and EXTREMELY PAINFUL malady suffered by unsatisfied males. In short, it is psychological trick that a man will use on a woman when he wants to achieve orgasm and she is not putting out. Playing on the compassionate nature of most females, the male will complain of extreme pain in order to bust a nut. When he has been reduced to saying he has “blue balls”, a man will gladly settle for a handjob, though scientific testing has shown that blue balls is most easily remedied through anal sex.
Dude, we were naked and about to fuck and then she gets mental on me and doesn’t want me to think she’s a slut. I told her that I really like and respect her, but when that didn’t work, I played the Blue Balls card. It worked! What a dumb slut.
by Perenium Poker May 27, 2018
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when my bitchy side comes out, he gets blue balls.....not in the mood tonight sorry baby.
opps did i give you blue balls? sorry turns out ur not as attractive as i thought.
by oppsmybad January 1, 2006
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Blue Balls

A non-existent condition used by horny teenage boys to gain sympathy with girls to give them sex.
Oh baby, I hurt so much. You're giving me blue balls. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Only you can make me feel better.
by Crack of Don July 10, 2016
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