Blowing Ass

Gastro Intestinal Emination that either leaves a distinctive fragrance or humorous reverberation. Also look at fart, dutch oven

After eating beans you will be blowing ass for a while

by Dr. Know It ALL November 30, 2003

Blowing Wet Shit

See also Blowing Mud; but pretty self-explanatory

Blowing wet shit, or grotesque farts that cause one to require a change of shorts, walk with legs spread apart; often caused by consuming large amounts of fast food or other forms of hot grease

by Dungah December 18, 2008

blowing wind

When you are utterly disgusted and/or in disbelief you put your lips together and expel wind from your pursed lips making a quasi flatulence noise to demonstrate how you feel about what you just heard/ witnessed.

William: "So I totally banged this ten last night, Giselle quality, if not hotter, seriously"
Michael (blowing wind): "phhhhhhhh! ya right, there's no way you could pull that off......."

by wsimmo January 23, 2009

blowing kush

to smoke weed, term used mostly in the washington dc area

dude one: son, why do you look so smacked?
dude two: dude, i was blowing kush for like, an hour.

by kiwitwist February 18, 2009

blowing leather

When one or more flatus exits your crack to the front rather than the rear, passing over the coin purse and sometimes causing a tickle on the backside of the scrotum (or labia in females); more common in the seated position.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that bowl of chili before the drive to Milwaukee. I've been blowing leather since I passed Sheboygen.

by pchangchod August 17, 2010

blowing smoke up my ass

to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.

one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.

as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.

person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"

person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"

by waterbrother September 11, 2009

Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake

The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.

Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"

<lighter>

Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"

Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"

Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."

Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"

Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."

Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"

by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010