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nose bleed

Something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a sexually exciting situation.
Being confronted with a naked Ryoko and Ayaka, Tenchi couldn't help his nose bleed
by Tal April 17, 2005
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Free Bleed

When you're on your period and instead of yamming a chunk of cotton up your vagine or wearing a diaper you just let your blood free flow .
"Hey girl do you need a tampon to shove up there ? " ... " No thanks I'm free bleeding and it feels great ! "
by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018
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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

A phrase, usually used to be crude, indicating the age by which a girl should be having sex. "Old enough to bleed" refers to the age a girl begins menstruation, usually around 12, but can be between 8 and 16 years of age. "Old enough to breed" means that when she mensrtruates she can have children, but of course she can not have children unless she has sexual intercourse.

Another way to rephrase this is "if she has started getting her period, she is old enough to have sex". Of course in many cultures, a girl is usually under the age of consent when she begins her period, so the result could be statuory rape. However, the female body begins menstruation earlier than the age of consent because years and years ago, humans did not live long, so it was necessary for the survival of the the species. For example, during the Roman Empire, the average life expectancy was 22 years.

Pheromones released during ovulation attract males to females who are able to bare children and cause them to become erect and desire intercourse with the ovulating female, so before civilization imposed restrictions on human sexuality, females would become sexually active when the began ovulating. While this is not a justification to have sex with underaged girls, it does explain why human females are able to have children long before society permits them to have sex.

At face value, the phrase states the obvious truth that once she begins menstruation, she can begin to have children, but as stated above, this is not how the phrases is commonly used.
Overheard at a junior high school party:

"I can't believe you went all the way with Sally, she's only 12!"

"Yeah, well, you know what they say... 'old enough to bleed, old enough to breed'. She was hot and horny too, you know."
by BRD April 10, 2006
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slip and bleed from the anus

the fun childhood game of Slip and Slide where you put a piece of yellow plastic on the front lawn, covered it with water, run and slide accross it. However, Slip and Bleed From the Anus is the same game, but dad forgot to check for rocks beofre he set it down.
"...this game would have been much more fun if dad had remembered to check for rocks before he set it down. Slip and Bleed From the Anus they should have called this game!"
by Taners April 22, 2006
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nose bleed

Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.
1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!!
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.
by Naruto Phreek September 21, 2005
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shut up and bleed

A term used by an irate or seriously demented individual about to perform or wishes to perform extensive bodily harm to another individual. Popularized by Sweettooth in the game Twisted Metal.
Calypso: Sweettooth, I have a proposition for you.
Sweettooth: Just SHUT UP AND BLEED bitch!!!!!!!!!!
by Alex Q May 13, 2005
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nose bleed

the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.
iruka sensei experienced naruto's sexy no jutsu and had a nose bleed
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006
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