blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003

Blappies

Lap dances performed by black girls

Chris: hey guys, it's 3am; shall we get some food and go home?
Mike: Look, there's a strip club!
Stag party: Blappies!!

by Benboeers September 21, 2014

Blard

A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.

"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".

"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"

"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".

by ahahahahahhahahha April 15, 2021

Blap

The sound of your speakers when you are slappin bass.

Turn up the bass till you hear the speakers blap.

by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

blard

One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993

Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...

Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).

"that meat was very high in blard."

by platform strange October 31, 2007

blaap

blaap= everything you dont have other words for

absolute stilte
blaap
absolute stilte

by DFU slet April 7, 2003

blaps

to hit or slap someone round the face.

"i'm gonna blaps you up good"

by taxi August 20, 2003