Blappies

Lap dances performed by black girls

Chris: hey guys, it's 3am; shall we get some food and go home?
Mike: Look, there's a strip club!
Stag party: Blappies!!

by Benboeers September 21, 2014

Blapples

From the comedy "The Promotion" starring Seann William Scott and John C. Reilly. Some black apples in the bunch...

Richard Wehlner: Oh, don't worry about it...it was just some black apples...

Black guy: Black apples?

Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.

by xxjudexx January 27, 2010

Flappy Bappies

Condition: Occurs when a chick lays on her back and her tits fall into her armpits.

Man, that girl looked good at the bar. But, sure enough when I got her home and tossed her on the bed, Flappy Bappies: Tits-in-armpits.

by Wyatt Herb July 21, 2010

blappie

release a small amout of poop while walking.

we were walking through the mall and Tony said "blappie" very loud and everyone looked over at us, as everyone looked at us sketty blappied. Josh pointed to sketty and screemed "she did it"! then josh stoled a bunch of shit from the mall and we snaged some tricks!!!

by Josh Allen Taylor January 27, 2009

blappish

The magnetic grip of of an elderly woman's vagina.

EX: "Jesus Christ, that Jandussy was blappish!"

by Bobjoeiah February 4, 2022