bj

it happens always when you do sex. (as part of foreplay) so the penis got hard before doing it in a womans sex organ, whether its oral or anal...

BJ me first so i'l get hard and wet.

by mElai April 02, 2006

Bj

A Time when you are so horny you pay a bitch ((Drag-Queens preferably)) To suck or lick your family jewls.

Yesterday i payed a thurstie Hobo to suck my cock -- afterwards they wern't thurstie anymore.

by Kennie December 13, 2003

bj

Abbreviation for the Queer As Folk couple Brian/Justin.

bj are ment for eachother.

by Mel-i October 29, 2006

Bj

The best consolation prize you will ever receive.

Bro 1: Did you hear Bro 3 got a Bj the other day?
Bro 2: Yeah too bad she was in the redzone otherwise he would've tapped that.

by Ladies' man 313 January 23, 2012

bj

Or boner jam. The act of jamming or hitting a guys penis while erect. Very painful

Hey dude i gave Brandon a bj.

Wow his penis must have been really horny for it to hurt.

I know.

by chocolaterainlol1 October 16, 2008

bj

1. to receive a blow job whilst the giver is barfing

Ryan: Oh Grandma, that BJ feels so fine.
Brenden: gurgle gurgle gurgle

by bj king pin September 08, 2008

bj

1: Abbreviated term for Billie Jean. An absolute CLASSSSSICCC TUNE performed by Prince. Probably the best song ever and you're stupid and ignorant if you don't like it.

2:Also used to describe when a woman puts her mouth over a man's rectum and starts licking his ass out until she orgasms.

3:also the name of a popular childrens' character popularlly known as "beej" the ginormous scrotum.

1:"Billie Jean. Is MY LOVER! She is the one who says that I'm not the one...EUH! She licked my balls off with her tongue..DI DI DI DI DI *ridiculously fast violion bitty...aye*"

2:"Hey love, want to give me a BJ? Hoho?"
"Well *shucks* why not. Hehe. Now bend over"
*starts sucking on willy*
"EEEWWWW! What are you doing?! Wrong side!"
"OH silly me. Gads I just put your willy in my mouth.. where is your shit stinkin' rectum?"
"round the back babes"
"oh yeah, hehe"

3:"Hello kids today we're going to learn about the body! *goofy chuckle* This is called penis. These are testicles and this is pubic hair. Now let's move down to the genetalia kids...you've been warned."

by Christostorous IV March 12, 2007