Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you

Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!

by Goldmatch May 3, 2014

happy birthday sophia

its my best friend sophias birthday today

dude happy birthday sophia

by Tea sis 89 May 19, 2019

Emerald Birthday

Your emerald birthday is when you turn the same age as your birth month.

This year is my emerald birthday, im turning 12 on the 3rd of December!

by that one ariana grande stan March 9, 2022

uncle's birthday

An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex

Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week

by AmK11 March 15, 2017

the birthday massacre

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.

The Birthday Massacre is playing a show soon.

by VKX April 28, 2005

Birthday Bukkake

A celebratory bukkake in which the recipient is cum on, on their birthday, by the amount of men corresponding to their new found age.

Emma's 22nd Birthday party was mental! That Birthday Bukkake has put me right off having a birthday party of my own"; "I dread to think of the Birthday Bukkake that will take place at my nan's 90th Birthday party, It is going to be tricky to find that amount of men willing

by Rodent Features April 22, 2011

Fappy Birthday

A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.

Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!

by Fapplejax October 4, 2009