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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.
Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.
by noshush January 27, 2023
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bellend

the end of your fat juics COCK or a silly man like you
random man: i dont want to play cards

MC Devvo: you what dickhead

random man: (very scared)

MC Devvo what are you doing u stupid bellend
by 67892035 January 5, 2021
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You're (you the reader right now) a bellend
by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024
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Bellend

Ben Powell is a bellend”
by AP940 December 16, 2024
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Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.
Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.
by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024
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