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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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Bellend

So, one day I was spoken to rudely and I replied with: "youuu bellend"
"I got Told to move out the fucking way, I said to the person "you bellendc
by TubOfLard May 26, 2022
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bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"
Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.
by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024
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Garry Jones is a bellend
by Noel j December 22, 2019
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Get your mind out of the gutter it’s a village in England
I’m from bellend
by FP.27 August 16, 2022
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A bellend is a U.K term used for a cup / mug
You have a pretty bellend
by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022
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