battlesharkey

A blonde, beer loving german/swabian who wants to be french.
and supports werder bremen...

Battlesharkey likes beer and french things?

by milkshakeandoreos April 30, 2009

battleshits

A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.

"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"

by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

battleshits

Where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest shit.

"Did anyone else just hear a truck backfire?"
"No, thats just John and Mike playing battleshits."

by Anal-Explode March 6, 2007

Battlestrip

Often considered the lesser known relative of strip poker, Battlestrip involves two or more individuals playing the traditional game of Battleship with the additional rule that upon the loss of one's battleship the losing player removes an article of clothing. There are several ways one can play the game -- e.g. specific ships can constitute specific articles or clothing -- but the fundamental principle of the game remains the same: lose all your ships, lose all your clothes.

While playing Battlestrip, Tom sank Jill's aircraft carrier, so Jill took off her bra.

by Red Cowboy July 29, 2010

battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie

chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane

by masteroffire October 27, 2012

turkish battleships

The act of anal fisting a girl while pouring water on her constantly and screaming as loud as you can, simulating the sound of a battleship.

Dude last night was dope, me and this girl were doing Turkish battleships!

by Harryisbetter12 June 6, 2018

Battlescape

A Runescapeprivate server that has become widely known as the best of its kind. It has held up to 350 players online at a time. It has an excellent pvp system that brings many users to play it. It also supports people who enjoy being a skiller. It has almost every skil added except for Agility, Firemaking, and Farming. The owner of the server is Palidino76.

Person 1: Hey do you still play dodian?
Person 2: Yeah its fun, 130 players or so online at a time.
Person 1: Dude fuck dodian, battlescape has over 200+ players online at a time!
Person 2: Your right, dodian is for faggots. :D

by -Tyrael- August 7, 2008