Banker's Slap

the action of slapping someone with a money filled wallet or a brick of money

Ted: hey bill your a broke jerk

Bill: thats it feel the wrath of the Banker's Slap

by fullmetal pharoh March 23, 2011

dutch banker

Sex act involving a father and son. Son bends over and exposes asshole as father masterbates vigoursly while raining dollar bills on son.

"Dude I heard Phil's dad is his Dutch banker" - Connor
"Yea dude, it's pretty fucked up" - Aaron

"Hey dad , it's time for me to see the Dutch banker" - Phil

by CarlosXantana November 10, 2015

italian banker

A fine titty fuck with a rim job or tit dig and usually with anal completion.

Shit, she rim and titty you ass? You're one silky Italian Banker.

by Tony TBag October 26, 2007

Five Jew Bankers

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.

The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.

by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008

knee cap banker

An unscrupulous individual who loans money at high interest and will inflict bodily harm when payment is short or not forthcoming upon request.

Tommy owed the mob $1500 and was short $300 on payday. The Knee Cap Banker collected the cash and now Tommy is on crutches and owes $600 (principal + interest).

by TheLadfromTrinidad April 28, 2014

Banker's six-pack

Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.

OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.

SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.

by euphemismo December 26, 2011

Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD)

A Business / Banker Douchebag is a corporate or banker type found in poorer countries on an outsized salary typically there on a mission to generally rape and plunder the country and it's local people. Big users of drugs and prostitution.

Look at that Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) over there with all those southeast Asian hookers... isn't 10 a bit much for one guy?

by BorisSDT August 27, 2011