make amends

When you've exercised extreme flakiness and are now morally obliged to make up for such poor behaviour by any means necessary as requested by the emotionally distraught victim. The act of making amends typically requires minimal clothing.

Charlotte must make amends for ongoing flakiness towards Adam

by Jesus_official March 13, 2015

first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

by Obamagame June 30, 2023

the 19th amendment

In which a dude goes down on a woman, she squirts on his face, and he learns respect for women.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.

"Last night was amazing -- we shared the 19th amendment together by candlelight."

by doubiesnax May 1, 2015

birdman game amendment

The birdman game amendment states that if a birdman shield is depicted anywhere in a room, the room is safe until the the shield is removed. The room is only under the shield's protection if students are legit working.

The birdman game amendment would go into effect if a group of chem 101 students are studying for their first chem test and someone JBROWN comes into the room and makes the birdman symbol. Everyone in the room is safe.

by birdwomanQUEEN September 22, 2009

almendra

almendra is a very pretty girl she has a crush right now he has blond hair and plays sports he's not nerdy but he loves video games if you know an almendra keep them close to you and you never know if that boy is you give her cuddles and make her feel cared for

dammmm look at that snack there goes almendra

by man use September 16, 2018

Platt Amendment

The Platt amendment was what Mr. Hand (played by Ray Walston) was teaching his history class when Jeff Spicoli (played by the best actor but also real life duche bag Sean Penn) ordered a pizza to the class room. It had to do with Cuba or something.

"The Platt Amendment is very important students, blah blah blah. Mr Spicoli why is there pizza in my classroom?"

by Amazon Queen the 23rd February 9, 2010

ammends

to make things better with someone.

" I had to make ammends with my girlfriend after our argument."

by Lul Yana December 17, 2016