Awkward Monday

the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.

god i love Awkward Monday.. did you hear what happened with Billy and Mandy?

by DemiVikiC November 6, 2007

socially awkward

an individual excessively afraid of social interaction due to some form of peer rejection or personal choice. Presenting a form or different forms of uncomfortability when around others.

Because john encountered ridicule from his peers in the past he became socially awkward.

by Priscilla Christie December 1, 2007

Awkward Fist

You twist your thumb, unnaturally behind your pointer finger knuckle, to the point where your thumb can go no further. Then you make a fist with the rest of your fingers, and it looks absolutely awkward.

Person 1: Hi, my knee is really killing me today.

Person 2: Man my head is killing me, we drank too much last night.

Person 3: Wow, my ass is really sore from all that butt sex.

Person 1 and 2: *awkward fists*

by Sharahoeva and Kokomo February 6, 2009

awkward pants

1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.

2. Pants that fit awkwardly.

1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...

by Rosie lurvs Sven August 24, 2009

Awkward Salt Shaker

In common usage in essex. When an awkward or tense situation arises, all tension can be examplified with this gesture, in which both hands are made into fists, placed on top of each other and rotated in opposite directions as in a salt grinder.

Man 1: Dude she's hot.

Man 2: That's my mum.

Silence.

Awkward Salt Shaker performed by passer-by.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

Awkward Lesbian

One who pleases herself by acting lesbian with other girls, but as soon as the actions are reciprocated, turns into an awkward turtle babbling school girl.

Mirian, stop being an awkward lesbian and let me feel your brownies .

by KSwisss99 June 2, 2010

awkward chest hair

Similar to awkward turtle, for situations when hair is protruding from clothing embarrassingly and offender doesn't seem to notice/realize. Put hand under top and poke hand out of neck hole, wiggle fingers.

AWKWARD CHEST HAIR

by voldermort-y July 18, 2010