avacado asshole punch

to punch someone in the ass with a raised knuckle, with great force

joe was leaning on the bar and got an avacado asshole punch

by bheron July 12, 2006

boneless avocado

Sticking a flaccid penis into a vagina with a STD, more specifically gonorrhea.

After I saw her puss had some avocado I went boneless. I still went in that boneless avocado. I regret nothing.

by CoopDaVille July 17, 2016

avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

Avocado Socialist

The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.

The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.

A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.

He was an avocado socialist, with a self help reading list.

by Funnel Music October 3, 2019

Avocado sauce

Grinch sperm

Santa loves avocado sauce.

by Teletubbie42069 July 2, 2020

Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.

Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!

by Breaduck November 2, 2020

Avocado Fuck Nigga

If you or any of your fellow gangstas get called an Avocado Fuck Nigga that means you a wack ass ugly ass musty ass dr. Doofenshmirtz ass fat ass wide forehead ass thick thighs tiny calf’s ass pointy shoulder blade ass big mac fat ass mustard ass chunky ass fuck nigga. you also twerk to mo bamba

(victim) hey brad how was your day

(brad) shut up you an Avocado Fuck Nigga

(victim) aren’t you white

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss August 22, 2021