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Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)
Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.
Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed
by SevenCorn January 25, 2021
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Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!
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Semi-automatic lonely boy

A boy who is very intimidating looking or looks like he could hurt someone, but is really lonely and sad
Guy 1: I don't trust Max he seems like a school shooter
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy
by Haji Stardust August 1, 2019
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Atomic Automat

A fast food corporation that is seen inside the game "Neon District" on Roblox.

They also hate noodles.
by some idiot wasting names October 7, 2021
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automated bitch

(a)disembodied female voice that answers consumer service questions providing no answers and plenty of frustration.

(b)an uptight woman,usually a salesperson or customer representative, who won't cut you any slack and only gives you static about everything.
Even though I told her I would send the money today,that automated bitch turned off my phone off anyway.
by innerrashida June 29, 2006
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Automatic cum cannon

When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.
That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!
by PU55YMAGNET January 14, 2018
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