auto-blumpkin

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.

by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003

auto fail

Something so lame that it automatically fails under the magnitude of its own lameness

Dude that virtual girlfriend program auto fails, no other words come close to describing it

by Aron D April 2, 2008

auto-ped

An accident involving a moving vehicle and a person on foot. From "auto-pedestrian"; used mainly by police, reporters and hospital personnel.

I had to go to this really gruesome auto-ped down on 14th Street today and then my editor said it wasn't worth writing up.

by T.E. Bell September 5, 2005

auto destruct

A system aboard starships whose single purprose is to destroy the ship. Usually used to prevent bad guys from capturing the ship.

Usuallt requires at least 2-3 senior officers to activate, although on Voyager, Janeway could do it on her authorization alone.

Computer, initiate auto destruct sequence, authorization Janeway PI Alpha 47. Set at 5 minute silent countdown ... enable.

Computer: Bleeeep, auto destruct system enaged, warp core overload in 4 minutes 55 seconds. There will be no further audio warnings.

by anonymous November 4, 2004

Auto-correct

The thing on your phone that changes things like danget to donut.

My Auto-cucumber keeps maple my texts all walnut.

I just turned Auto-correct off.

by GuitarmasterX5000 November 3, 2012

auto tune

Refers to those individuals who insist on singing along with the radio in the automobile. Though they habitually sing off-key,out of tune,and completely butcher the lyrics,they are convinced they sound good.

Why must you auto tune every song that comes on the radio?

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

auto racing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being rock climbing and bull fighting.

He is one auto racing son-of-a-bitch.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004