Autoenshittification

Cory Doctorow's term for a glob of hackable semiconductors masquerading as modern vehicles.

"Digitization supercharges financialization," writes Cory Doctorow about Autoenshittification. "amid all the complaining about cars getting stuck in the Internet of Shit, there's still not much discussion of why the carmakers are making their products less attractive, less reliable, less safe, and less resilient by stuffing them full of microchips"

by Uncle Joosie July 24, 2023

Autodome

Road head; a blowjob performed in a car.

She wouldn't stay over, but she gave me some mad autodome when I drove her home.

by J-Bone Killah May 5, 2006

Autodysomophobia

Fear of one that has a vile odor.

That man must have Autodysomophobia. He started freaking out when he smelled BO on that person over there.

by AshleyXOX March 9, 2007

autodooraphobia

The fear that an automatic door wont open when you approach it, leaving you embarrassed.

when going into a place like walmart or a grocery store, i always think "damn if this door doesnt open ill look stupid, and possibly walk into the door causing mass humiliation." This is called autodooraphobia.

by donnie76 August 7, 2011

autohedonism

Autohedonism is the practice of attaining sexual gratification by oneself, rather than with a partner. It is masturbation pursued as one's usual outlet for sexual tension. The word is derived from two Greek words which, taken together, may be translated as "self pleasure".

A person who practises autohedonism is called an autohedonist. (Or rather he calls himself that, as he is not likely to disclose his practice to anyone.) He may or may not employ visual or literary aids (i.e. erotica or pornography) in the act of pleasing himself.

Henry loved women, there was no doubt about that, but he loved them imperfectly; he enjoyed looking at them and imagined what he would do with one once he earned one's trust far enough to entice her into bed, but he hardly knew what to do with her out of it. His ineptitude out of the sack ensured a short and, in the end, acrimonious affair with every woman with whom he came into contact. Finally he gave up the pursuit of women for his bodily gratification and became a devotee of autohedonism, thereafter content merely to look at pictures of women in magazine or on websites, for inspiration in his solitary pleasure.

by Rupert Gilstrup August 6, 2011

Autopedatio

The act of giving yourself a footjob.

Bro you should try autopedatio.

Aw man, that autopedatio was craaaaaaaaazy.

Autopedatio is so money.

I'm so lonely.

by Xlord August 15, 2014

Autodidact

a person who has learned a subject without the benefit of a teacher or formal education; a self-taught person.
a person who ownes an autodidact media key.

I’m slowly becoming an autodidact. These teachers are not helping me.

by PlanetHarlem July 28, 2018